Monday, January 11, 2010

Dream On


Vivid dreams I've had so far:

Very realistic dreams about pizza and rice crispy treats

A hallucinogenic cross between a Grateful Dead video and a Lisa Frank puppet show complete with rainbow ponies. I knew in the dream that it was a pregnancy dream and thought that it was my body's way to make up for making me sick and not letting me drink. I remember throwing my fists up in the air and yelling, "Kickass!"

I had my favorite (so far) last night. The hormones caused me to grow a full and handsome beard overnight. I fixed my hair, put on my makeup, and then was too tired to shave off the beard. I spent the rest of the dream going to Walmart and work with long wavy hair and a matching Leonidas beard. People stared.






2 comments:

  1. i too had the beard dreams, mine was quite luxuriant, people were jealous of it. when i woke up i was confused because my beard was gone, also relieved, it took me 5 minutes to realize women don't normally have beards.

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  2. That's really wierd. I bet it's a normal thing that people forget about.

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